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Thursday, August 13, 2009

KING HENRY

How is it possible to have a pet for 10 years and be wrong about the sex? Henrietta is now Henry. He was missing for a few days and a kind neighbor took him into her back yard. Her grandchildren thought he was soooo "cute". Then he proceeded to make love to a pot in their back yard, whereupon the children laughed and said, "Look, it's like he's trying to start a motorcyle."
When my hubby went over to bring him home, he still insisted he was a she until the neighbor told him that he saw his......are you ready for this?.........His 5th leg!!! Ewwwwwww!!!! I guess Henry never loved any of our pots to show his true colors. Maybe I should find out what kind of pot it was so he isn't lonely.

18 comments:

sinnlighet said...

Oh my goodness, a turtle witha a crown.... So funny!!

Swedish regards

Agneta

Mandie said...

Lol, that is hilarious!!! I saw King Henry and thought of Tudors, hehe. One of my guilty pleasures...

Mermaid Queen said...

He He! This is so funny! Hope you can find King Henry another pot he can enjoy in your backyard. My son's turtle unfortunately passed away this summer, while I was taking care of it. We just haven't had much luck with turtles! Hope King Henry lives to a ripe old age.
Take care,
Martha

swanfarm said...

Absolutely HILARIOUS!!! Start a motorcycle...ROFL!!! PRICELESS!!!
Sounds like something that would happen to our family...lol...Wouldn't life be boring without our pets???

Sue said...

Love the photo of the turtle and the little story that goes with it. Glad you got King Henry home with you. Also, thank you for the nice comments on my blog. They are appreciated. Take care!

Eli's Lids said...

LOL!!! We have a turtle ant my parents house. Mr. T. Or is it Miss T!?! Maybe we should introduce them?

Bella Dreams said...

O.M.G.!!!! That is one of the best stories I have ever heard! I laughed so hard that I cried. Poor Henry, he deserves his own "pet pot" after 10 years.

Life is good! said...

i love tortoises(did i spell that right, probably not)but i love them anyway, especially ones wearing crowns!
http://randommusingsfrommypov.com

The French Bear said...

Ha ha that is so funny!!! Who needs the discovery channel!!!
Cheers,
Margaret B

Hollyrocks said...

LOL!!! This post cracked me up. What a funny story! Thank you for that. :-)

M.L. @ The House of Whimsy said...

Hee-hee! Funny post. Henry looks so stately with his crown on. : )
Thanks for dropping by today.
M.L.

Farmgirl Paints said...

Too funny! My parents had a cat that they called Molly and later found out it was a boy. I refer to him now as Mr. Molly. They still call him Molly:)

Also your dog in the post before this one is soooo cute. What a sweetie pie:)

cottage farm villa (cottagecharm) said...

Oh my...... Henry is just too cute with his crown!!!

Too funny! Happy Pot hunting .... be sure to tell the retail shop what it is for ~ in the event they have other customers shopping for one ~ :)

DolceDreams said...

Oh dear! I love it!!!! e found a turtle in our yard once and contemplated adopting it, they are so cool!
Nathalie

Genevieve said...

Very Funny!!! But in your defense not to many Turtle sexing lessons to be had in a lifetime, hehe!
That gives sex pot a whole new meaning eeeewwwww!Good luck and have a great week!

Chrissy said...

Oh my gosh....so glad I popped "JACK" for about a year,when one day we found "HIM" having 5 little kittens in our yard!! Too funny,all the best,Chrissy P.S.Thanks for coming by!!

Thistle Cove Farm said...

SOOOOOOO Funny! I made this mistake once with a Very Young kitten -smile-.

Mama Plays Mozart said...

ha ha- this so funny! Love the picture :)